how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer do you know what happens when i get near a computer
ivanoooze: Hold on February 29, 2012 2/29/12 2 + 29 + 12 = 43 George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States He was 62 when he left office 62 - 43 = 19 19 days from today will be St. Patrick’s day, the Irish holiday The 19th Pokemon is Rattata Rattata evolves into Raticate Raticate rhymes with State The 43rd state is Idaho Idaho Potatoes Potatoes…Ireland…. Today will at...
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
genderphobia: asdfghjkleslie: taylorheiland: iamnotlevante: slypeezy: nathoisking: mhm see this girl? she dead LMFAO!!!!! WHITE PEOPLE hahahaha What terrible friends…. they’re just sitting there like, “oh fuck. *stares at her drowning in her own cake*” ..why is his hand aqua
aintasuperhero: nehzoomey: how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
I solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend: Wait what?
Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend: What the hell.
Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
Friend: You're so weird.
Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend: I'm a girl.
Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
Me: Well maybe we could go swim the Marianas Trench together.
Friend: *walks away*
Me: What? It's actually quite a Simple Plan.
Me: OH CMON! fine, do you want to go to the homeless shelter? WE COULD FOSTER THE PEOPLE!
Friend: I should really go.
Me: OK GO
blog10-looks3: omg fhvgbntrhfg
I just realized that the voice of Nazir in Skyrim is the voice of Three Dog in Fallout 3.
Jacob’s friend thought I was Jacob’s little brother. -_-‘
I was watching Inuyasha the other day and Josh asked me if I was watching Dragon Ball Z.
epic-humor: 8 Year old girl from Dublin tries to...
I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via michaelsnot)
7u7: why everybody talking about oscar
Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.
paint your own nebula →
justahumann: ariversmind-apoeticheart: faineemae: district-4-tribute: holy shit, this is beautiful. oh my god this is AMAZING! holy fuck