July 2012
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The true mystery of Supernatural is how between the apocalypse, being in hell, etc, the Winchesters find the time to catch up on pop culture so they can make all those witty references.
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ooohhhh you guys would be so proud of me, I’m making plans to hang out with someone.
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nickmoorexvx:
Sext: I’m going to fingerbang the shit out of you. Right in the damn movie theater. I don’t even care if you’re not wearing a skirt. I’ll rip through your fucking jeans. Wear concrete. I don’t give a fuck. I’m the fucking Juggernaut of fingerbanging.
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chzfryz replied to your post: chzfryz replied to your photo: uGh I just love…
y r u so hurtful i HAB FEELinGS
Duh it wouldn’t be fun to say these things if you didn’t.
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chzfryz replied to your photo: uGh I just love this dress so much.
wow rlly I thought this photo wuz 4 mi nd mi only but no I’m not that special WAY 2 SHOW EVERYOnE HOW PRETTY U R i thought u were 4 my eyez only
gawd ur dumb
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c0mp4ssion replied to your photo: uGh I just love this dress so much.
I love how confident you look :) You do look gorgeous though.
Thank you. :D I feel pretty confident lately.
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samonthewestcoast replied to your photo: uGh I just love this dress so much.
u r so cute a pretty ans asian..u look like old
How do I look old?
“I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a...”
– Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters (via steiners)
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uGh i just wanna cuddle and make out with someone. why will no one do this with me? :c
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Caring For Your Hermit Tip #36
thetimelordpirate:
If an unexpected crowd appears and causes your hermit distress, quickly usher your hermit to a less populous area. Warning signs include sudden disorientation, flustered body language, and horrified moaning of the word “people”
I really need to stop coming on Tumblr when my sleep schedule is so fucked up. I always reblog the stupidest shit.
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Watch
ROYAL WEDDING QUICK VERSION.
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01012012:
you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
vulpvibe:
i downloaded a mod in skyrim that changes all the spiders to bears so the bears will liTERALLY DESCEND FROM THE CEILING OF CAVES
THRE BEARS AR E IN
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Justin Bieber gets offended when an interviewer...
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I really want a cigarette. I don’t know what to do… Keep on with the whole quitting thing or cave and buy my own pack?
Watcholdmanyellsatcloud:
yencid:
Only Weather report you will ever have to watch.
no seriously watch it.
All in one take.
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squidgology:
when couples have the same profile pictures.
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I hate it when people owe me money. I never have the guts to ask for it.
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“It saddens me to see girls proudly declaring they’re not like other girls –...”
– “I’m not like the other girls”, Claudia Gray (via monkeyknifefight)
kanyewesticle:
lets play a game where you dont add stupid captions to a picture i would like to reblog therefore saving me from manually reblogging just to delete youre stupid caption and get on with our lives
hawthorny:
iwillalwayslovethefool:
Friendly reminder that bacteria are having sex on your skin
friendly reminder that even bacteria have sex and you don’t
javelining:
it is the year 2050. gender in terms of male/female has been replaced with human/dancer. a woman in the delivery room has just given birth and as the doctor pulls the child from her womb she gasps “is it human… or is it dancer?” the doctor cuts the cord and announces, “it’s human.” nobody notices the father’s face darken. he wanted a dancer
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thesockmonkeyrenegade:
songswan:
gyllenhall:
how 2 b a hunter: an illustrated guide
first u will need a t-shirt but nothing 2 fancy cause hunters r 2 hardcore for that
then put on a plaid shirt
actually just put on all the plaid shirts u own
now grab the heaviest winter jacket u own and put it on (it is important to wear this at all times hunters r simply 2 cool 2 worry about...
billywilder:
I hate to be “that guy” who finds homoerotic subtext in just about anything, but I was just watching Brokeback Mountain and let me tell you
June 2012
xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
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chzfryz:
Can we just have a moment of silence for the dead frog I found in the pool earlier
I leave you a present and this is how you react??!?! SO UNGRATEFUL!!
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